Call Me!

(Check Disclaimer for eligibility to the inner sanctum first).
Disclaimer: I'm only taking calls from friends and family. No I do not want to date, hear from old buddies that knew me when I was thin, or make new friends now I'm old, cranky and fat. No I'm not looking for Viagra, special inhalers or a relationship with a lonely guy or gal from Siberia, outer Mongolia, or any war torn nation. If I've won a lottery I've never entered in Britain, don't contact me. If a long lost relative chose to amazingly move to Nigeria and then die leaving me millions, likewise don't waste my time. In short if you come under the heading of anyone other than family and my bestest buddies, you are outside my elite clique and therefore on the outer.
Thank you for your interest.